Spoof Text : Penguin in the Park

Once, a man was walking in a park when he came across a penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, “I have just found this penguin. What should I do?”

The policeman replied, “take him to the zoo” The next day the policeman saw the same in the same park, and the man was still carrying the penguin with him.

The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked. “Why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?”

"I certainly did,"replied the man. “And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so tommorow I will him to the movies!”